(Ice cream time late Saturday night after returning home from a party. My roommate and I open the almost empty box of Sara Lee frozen pound cake and the half-melted but refrozen carton of Haagen-Dazs Mint Chip. HE sees the lone piece of pound cake and starts to double over with laughter.)
ME: What the hell happened to the ice cream?
HE: (Falls on the floor laughing, holding his sides.)
ME: (Laughing at HIS laughing) What's so funny?
HE: (More laughter.) You-- (more laughter) --I'm laughing-- (more laughter) --because you asked what the hell happened to the ICE CREAM-- (more laughter)
ME: Well obviously I KNOW what happened to the pound cake.
(Side-splitting laughter ensues. We must retreat to separate rooms.)
(and later)
HE: Sorry for making us fat.
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