Obesity -- It's No Big Thing!

The Center for Consumer Freedom (and freedom fries for all!), a group backed by anonymous fast food bigwigs, takes out $600,000 in newspaper ads dismissing concerns over obesity.  Possible slogan:  Obesity -- It's No Big Thing! 

The Center for Consumer Freedom's next ad campaign, with backing from nuclear waste management bigwigs, dismisses concerns over groundwater contamination.  Possible slogan:  Hey, As Long As It's Not Your Baby, What Do You Care?