Ah, tour -- it is my great American dream, seeing the world from the inside of a vehicle on someone else's dime, eating the local specialties and spending QT with fellow adventurers, all punctuated by musical performances. For the past four days, I've been on the road with Charming Hostess who, as they like to say, put the "harm" in "Charming" and the "ho" in "Hostess". We got lost, we saw the stunning cherry blossoms of D.C., we got sideswiped by a hit and run driver, we had two involuntary and two voluntary run-ins with the cops in and around our nation's capital. I got cozy with a particular wooden spoon, I ate, I took pictures, I lived to tell you about it. Coming soon -- highlights from my adventures in the signage-tarded mid-Atlantic.
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