How about a shot of cyanide while you're at it?

As if drive-thrus and the microwave weren't lazy fat ass-friendly enough, now "Iron Chef" Wolfgang Puck has lent his bedraggled name to a line of self-heating cans of "gourmet" latte.  The heating agent is quicklime -- that's right, the shit murderers use to quickly eat away the flesh of dead bodies. 

We don't need a new food pyramid, we just need to stop eating food that has a longer shelf life than we do.