Justin, mover and shaker over at New Release, says that tomorrow, June 21, a corporately-sponsored 20-ton, 2 1/2 story kiwi strawberry ice pop will be erected (heh heh) in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for biggest ice phallus and to sell more pink sugar juice.
I would go take a picture for you but I don't want to be maimed by a falling pink ice shaft. Despite the fact that I am now insured.
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For those of you who haven't mastered reading my mind yet, this is happening in Union Square. The event starts at 10 am, but the pop will be unveiled at noon; event ends at 2 pm. But weather.com says it's going to be 82 degrees tomorrow so if you don't want to take a picture of a melty Snapple puddle, I suggest you gawk on the early side.
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UPDATE! Mmmmmmmmmmmkay?! I guess it was so hot, they couldn't even get it up (heh heh).
Hey: Didn't you learn about the 5 W's? I'm specifically interested in Where and When.
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Alright, it's been fixed. Get my secretary on the phone, tell her to tell that beat reporter not to come into the office tomorrow, that bitch is FIRED!