Hey, I heard an unsubstantiated rumor and I had to tell the internet! Taku got a Frank Bruni massage in this week's NYTimes. I know someone who was there when the Times shutterbug came by the other night, and HE said the photog was none other than DWEEZIL ZAPPA. Ho ho, nice pseudonym, "Rahav Segev" my tuchus! Anyone else hear that about the Dweez using a pseudonym, or has my source been smoking the anise hyssop? Before y'all start clucking, don't forget about Dweezil & Lisa Loeb's Food Network show. And how could anyone mistake those son-of-rock legend baby blues? The only better son-of-rock legend baby blues are those of Jakob Dylan:
HA-CHA-CHA is your computer going to BLOW UP from all this hotttness?
UPDATE!! Dude, Rahav Segev is SO NOT DWEEZIL ZAPPA. My source has obviously been hitting the soju. Witness Rahav with NYTimes pop culture critic and "Love him for his body" Gawker hottie nominee Kelefa Sanneh:
photo by Ray Tamarra
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