The AP reports that Laura Bush has hired Cristeta Comerford to be the first female White House head chef ever. Best quote:
"As many as 2,000 guests per month are fed there, and Mrs. Bush has signaled her intent to do more entertaining than in the first term, when the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks curtailed festivities."
Osama Bin Laden declares Jihad on the west, kills thousands of people in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and gets in the way of Laura Bush's entertaining. Remember, if Laura doesn't get to don her Valentino and serve up Freedom Fries and apple pie to the dignitaries, then the terrorists have won, people.
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