Don't forget end of the day specials at the Greenmarket. At 8 pm in Union Square tonight, I got two half-pints of sweet, obscenely voluptuous, positively gory blackberries for $5 (normally $3.50 per half-pint). Eat fruit while you still can, people! We've got a long, scurvy-licious winter right around the corner. I'm just sayin'...
Heh, here in the Deep South, those grow along the roadsides and you can just stop and pick them for free.
Then you throw your empty beer can down in the ditch and piss on it.
That's what we do for fun.