Attack of the Killer Maple Syrup!

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We're supposed to feel safe from biological attacks when the City Department of Environmental Protection can't even figure out where an odiferous cloud of "maple syrup", "peperkoek" and "roasted peanuts" is coming from?  Aiya.

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i was at home in downtown brooklyn when i smelled it! it came in wafts. still, the city's no theory sounds better than my 'it's gotta be the privately owned garbage truck that's been cleaning out the modell's dumps for the last two hours' theory.

how deliciously... disturbing.

my friend who works in emergency services for the city says that it was a candy factory in new jersey trying to fill a huge halloween order. think of all the overtime those oompa-loompas must have racked up.

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