Bosnia and Herzegovina are not the reigning pairs figure skating gold medalists, as it turns out.

I'm on the road with the Charming Hos tomorrow.  If you recall, the last time I went out with the ladies, we got in a car accident and got pulled over by cops twice in two different states.  Be back real soon with pics and picks from my short trip.  I've done absolutely zero research on Sarajevo eateries and sights; should be an adventure.  Know anyone in Sarajevo who wants to play host?  I have a hotel room, I just want a tour guide.

Right now I'm totally stressed out trying to learn my music parts.  The stress has manifested itself in the form of an angry boil deep below the surface of my forehead.  Getting a boil always makes me think of the Cook's Tale.  Because of it, I've never tried blancmange and probably never will without feeling dirty.  Damn you, Chaucer!