Rollerskating at the age of 28 = terrifying
Rollerskating at the age of 28 + vodka = I'M FLYING! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Two thumbs way up and two ass cheeks smacked down for rollerskating at the Roxy on Wednesday nights. America's Next Top Model Naima was also enjoying skate night, if you care.
Note to self: make sure you pee before you enter the rink because that step in the bathroom is very difficult to maneuver while A.) on skates and B.) drunk.

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