If you can't stand the heat, get off 32nd St.  DoSirak's soondubu jjigae (soft tofu stew) was exactly like the jazz piano trio rendition of Radiohead's "Paranoid Android" they were piping through the dining room -- soft-pedaled pap stripped of the original's fire and virility, rendering it completely benign and boring.  The kimchi pajeon was similarly flabby and lukewarm.  And no hot corn tea!  This is impotent, pandering Korean food in desperate need of some culinary Viagra. 

DoSirak
30 E. 13th St.
between Fifth Ave. and University Pl.
212-366-9299

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