Actually, I was interviewed for this article on dinner whores too. I gave Mandy Stadtmiller some choice quotes -- I'm not sure why she didn't use them. Some amuse-bouches from our interview for you:
"Look, it's just a numbers game. You don't want to get so drunk that you pass out in your panna cotta, but you do want to be drunk enough that you don't bother fighting back when he starts feeling you up in the cab."
"Nobu? Please. The only way we're even discussing the 'backdoor draft' is if we go to Masa or Per Se."
"I mean, I don't mind Balthazar, but that goddamned bathroom attendant makes it so much harder to purge a four course meal, you know what I mean?"
"My worst date was when this guy came out of his bedroom wearing a life-size Spongebob outfit, asked me to peg him with a cucumber while he yelled 'Mrs. Doubtfire!' And then we went to Bungalow 8 and he ordered me a bottle of Veuve instead of Cristal. In front of all of my friends!"
"It's only because we live in New York. I mean, I was doing the same sh*t in La Puente for a Nogales Burger 2-fer-1 special and fries with 1000 Island dressing."
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