- We're being POUNDED (heh heh) by a blizzard. Being a suburban alarmist at heart, I got enough groceries up in my bunker to last through February. Come Armageddon come!
- Vanessa Jackson goes to prison for almost successfully starving her four adopted children to death. LOOK AT HOW PLUMP THE FACE OF EVIL IS. Imagine the things she was stuffing her face with while she made her stunted adopted children "eat pancake batter, dried-up grits and oatmeal, uncooked Cream of Wheat, and raw potatoes instead of cooked food." How can a person go to jail for a mandatory 10 year sentence for pulling a gun without firing it, but this woman gets only gets seven years for blatant abuse? I hope she becomes the prison bitch for some 400 lb. gorilla who takes her share of graham crackers and bologna for the next seven years.
- It's a scandal that has New York Mag cover story written all over it. Mario Batali and Lidia Bastianich may be forced to close Del Posto if they don't make repairs that would amount to more than $500,000 -- which is roughly the cost of two lobster claws and one veal cheek at the pasta palazzo.
- Low-fat diets do not reduce heart disease and cholesterol. You now have no excuse for that tub of margarine in your fridge -- Crisco, however, is still acceptable.
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