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March 21, 2006

Ak While I was out of town, Adam Kuban of Slice sent me an email inviting me to his pizza party.  I figured it would be 12-15 of his friends going out to some secret joint in the outer boroughs so I said, sure, I'll go.  But the follow-up e-mail had some fancy link to PayPal.  I thought, what did I get myself into?

Turns out the party was being thrown by Adam and Gothamist for a 100+ of their closest friends.  I asked Adam if I was going to know anyone there besides him.  He said he only knew about 25 people, but no, I wasn't going to know anyone else there.  He also said that Bill from Soundbites had reserved tickets but had not yet purchased them.  After a tiny bit of cajoling, I got Bill to hand over his money.  We made plans to meet up at Greenpoint Tavern across the street before braving the masses.

So I have to admit that I was afraid to go alone because I thought the party would be populated by pot-bellied, square, shut-in bloggers.  I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Slice has quite a young and attractive readership.   Even better, I ran into enough people I internet-know, reassuring my flash mob lemming brain that it was okay for me to be there.  Chatted with Martha, the adorable Janice (our second tipsy run-in at a party), and met a slew of people I'd seen on the internet but never properly met.  It was all a lot more fun and a lot less junior high-awkward than I expected a blogger party to be.

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We got there about 7:10 p.m. and the pizzas were already flying out of the wood-fired oven.  Gorgeous margheritas with pliable mozz; pie with hunks of fennel-studded sausage and tomato sauce; prosciutto and asparagus; gorgonzola; mixed mushroom; and of course, the star attraction, white pie with truffle shavings, truffle oil, ricotta, mozz, and a little fresh rosemary.  Crusts were blistery and thin, crisp but properly chewy without too many carbon potholes. 

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picture borrowed from Slice

The characteristic that sets Fornino's pies apart from the rest is the divine cheese -- tender, milky, stringy mozz that practically dripped off the pies.  I wish I could do a report on the mozz making demonstration, but my new friend whom I am now dubbing Hot Kate and I had made a pact early in the evening to make sure we got our $26.06's worth of all you can inhale pie, wine, and beer.  By the time Chef Michael Ayoub got around to melting curd, she and I had moved to the liquid portion of dinner.  We were probably 4 juice glasses of pinot grigio in, chucking crusts on tables, dancing with the bartender to the Smiths and New Order, clinking glasses and chugging like a couple of frat boys.  I kept asking Bill if we were embarrassing him which he denied, though not very emphatically.

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picture of me and Hot Kate borrowed from Martha

Apologies to the Fornino staff for being the last group to trickle out of the place.  I did manage to talk Hot Kate out of continuing the evening with karaoke at Capone's (more pizza!).  When I'm pretty drunk, I take a cab home -- I figure my rent is cheap enough that I can afford to take cabs home once a week and still have a lower cost of living than most folks in NY.  But when I'm really drunk, I wind up on the subway because my alcohol addled brain thinks, "Oh, I'll be fiiiiiine on the thubway where's that metrocard wutt wutt?"  Last night I closed my eyes when the N was going over the bridge.  When I opened them, the train doors opened out onto 59th St. -- three stops past my stop.  I stumbled out of the car, went up and over, and had to wait another 15 minutes for a Manhattan bound train to take me home.  I should get a placard to wear on the subway that says "Wake Me at 36th St." 

I stopped at the gas station on the walk home for a can of Chef Boyardee (sorry Chef Ayoub!), a pint of coffee Haagen-Dazs and a gallon of Poland Spring, which is pretty much the only reason I was able to get out of bed this morning.

Pg_1 Adam, Gothamist and Fornino, cheers to you for throwing such a fabulous party!  This hangover is dedicated to you.

Gothamist-Slice Pizza Party flickr tag photos
My Flickr pizza party set

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March 20, 2006

A conversation with my co-worker Jason:

JASON:  If I had a party and someone showed up with Two Buck Chuck, I would send them back to the wine store.

GANDA:  Would you really?

JASON: Maybe not...

GANDA: Two Buck Chuck is like 40s for yuppies.   Or hippies.

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March 18, 2006

Haggis.  Tried it today for the first time at a St. Patrick's Day party (yes, I know it's Scottish, don't send me letters, people).  How to describe haggis...the thing looks like a large, sweaty beige football.  Out of its gaping, steaming slit, you scoop out the innards (which taste like livery oatmeal) and spread on sturdy wholemeal crackers.  I don't think I'll be trying it again, unless the cracker it comes on is attached to the fingers of Stuart Murdoch or Ewan McGregor or some other hot Scot. 

I came across this recipe, which you're probably better off not reading if you ever plan on eating the haggis.  Should you care to know the haggis first hand for April's NY Tartan Week, our USDA approved haggis came from Kearney's in NJ. 

And how many drams down was Robert Burns, Bard of Scotland, when he wrote Address to a Haggis

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March 18, 2006

MeatpieDid you know that you can get Adelaide pie floaters (an Aussie meat pie floating in pea soup, often topped with toe-mah-toe sauce) in our beautiful city?  A bargain at $7 considering how much you save on airfare.  The Tuck Shop on 1st St. makes their own Aussie meat pies as well as chook (chicken) pies, dimmies, sangers, and all kinds of eats with thoroughly charming names.  They even have Cooper's Ale, which the beer drinkers on my trip were all raving about.  Why do I bother leaving town at all?

The Tuck Shop
68 E. 1st St. between 1st & 2nd Aves.

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March 17, 2006

1.  You mothers with your strollers and your delicate little babies -- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?  Do you want your child to lose a limb or two while you dilly dally in the dried fruits and nuts aisle?  New Yorkers with shopping carts and credit cards are not creatures to be toyed with, especially when they're fighting each other for the last bag of avocados.  Do us all a favor and leave your babies at home.  At least until the initial crush is over.
2.  Trader Joe's -- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?  You have obviously underestimated New Yorkers' rabid desire for bargain priced hippie food.  Didn't you send any recon to Whole Foods?  And their shit is twice the price.  You see how today's line wrapped around the entire store and then snaked through the produce section?  The line will not always be that way.  It will only be that way during lunchtime (11:30-2:30), after work (4:30-closing), and all day Saturday and Sunday.  Especially Sunday. 
3.  I flew home on Wednesday night, completely starving, and found an open bag of Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered pretzels.  Doug claims he didn't buy them, houseguest Justin claims he didn't buy them, and I certainly haven't been near a Trader Joe's in years (until today).  So we finished the bag off and still haven't figured out where it came from.  Was this some kind of guerrilla marketing tactic?  Some hippie temptress fairy leaving innocuous opened bags of Trader Joe's wares in people's pantries?  And did I really go to Trader Joe's today just to get more dark chocolate covered pretzels?  (I think I got the last bag.)
4.  A pound of penne pasta is 69 cents.  A large can of plum tomatoes is 99 cents.  A bottle of balsamic vinegar is $1.69.  Six english muffins are $1.49.  The grand total for my groceries on this initial outing was $30 -- I would have easily spent $60 on the same stuff from Whole Foods. 
5.  Yes the store is small but the variety offered is impressive. 
6.  The fish is all frozen, but that means it may make it all the way to Sunset Park intact. 
7.  The line was all the way around the store but we only waited about 20 minutes from the end of the line to the end of the transaction. 
8.  If none of this is exciting to you, I'm glad.  That means more room for me in the aisles.
9.  Wine store not open yet.  Does Two Buck Chuck come in a sparkling variety?
10.  Trader Joe's, please open in Brooklyn.  Preferably in Sunset Park.  Thank you, I love you, I miss you already.

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March 17, 2006

Mull the Mulligatawny no more.  Muckraked has procured a label from one of the Soup Nazi's North Jersey factory plastic vats and posted it for your perusing pleasure.  Mango, turnip greens, eggplant, almonds, pistachios, raisins, pomegranate juice, but not a lentil in the place.  Where can I try this soup?

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March 17, 2006

JimonbusName: Jim Cho

Occupation: Disaster Management

Borough: Brooklyn

What did you eat today?

A pastrami, tomato, butter and swiss cheese sandwich from Almondine. Endive Salad and Radicchio for dinner.

What do you never eat?

Organs

Complete this sentence: In my refrigerator, you can always find:

Butter, pork and chicken

What is your favorite kitchen item?

BowlsBowls.

Where do you eat out most frequently?

Tacos Matamoros

World ends tomorrow. What would you like for your last meal?

Al Pastor Tacos, Oxtail Soup, and Pork Ribs with Mustard BBQ Sauce.  [Meat and meat with a side of meat.  --Ed.]

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March 17, 2006

Ass_1These Australian Sausage Sizzle crisps should go by their acronym, A.S.S., because that is what they tasted like.  I bought a bag for research purposes while we were enjoying a rainy day at Middleton Beach.  They stank up the rental van so badly we had to stuff them in the glove box.  Smell the Glove indeed!

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March 16, 2006

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...when you can eat a Krispy Kreme burger with cheddar and bacon?

Who am I kidding, I would totally try one of those. 

Thanks for the link, Don Gray!

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March 16, 2006

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Working with David, Dana, the band and crew was a dream.  They're all incredible musicians, sweethearts and a total hoot; I'm a lucky duck and I know it.  The last eleven days have been a complete cyclone of activity -- from run-throughs to press engagements, plane to hotel to van to venue, from running on fumes to being fueled by groove lock and audience energy.  I've loved every second.  David was chronicling the trip in real time (where he found the time or energy I have no idea), so if you want to know what happened when it happened, his entries are a good place to start.  (Don't miss the lesson on milk flavored milk.)

Before I left, someone told me that Adelaide is like the Cincinnati of Australia.  On first glance, this trite summation didn't seem too far off the mark -- there are large rectangular buildings in inoffensive office tones of flat beige paint, salmon stucco, aqua glass and gray cement; perfectly spaced deciduous trees marking meters along the sidewalk; convention centers and wide roads.  Adelaide looks like any smaller, younger American city with suburban sprawl -- San Jose, Dayton, Irvine come to mind.

Of course, Cincinnati does not host the second largest arts festival in the world, with a mad three week influx of visual art, writers, world music, fringe theatre, and opera in town for the Adelaide Arts Festival, Womadelaide, and the Adelaide Fringe Fest.  We're like international locusts descending on a little desert village, wreaking brief art carnage, then taking back to the wind and dispersing to our home nests.  And Adelaideans (as I believe they call themselves) are totally game and lovely people for inviting the swarms.

So for a few weeks, the small city of Adelaide is crazy busy and exciting.  Sadly, I was never really able to discover where the nighttime action was -- most of my time was spent at the venue, in the hotel apartment kitchenette or at Adelaide's famous Central Market. 

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Central Market is a huge complex in the heart of town with 250 vendors selling the best in locally produced meats, fish, fruits & vegs, honey, baked goods -- pretty much anything you can put in your mouth and eat.  I loved the passive-aggressive signs for the local produce taunting, "I'm from South Australia.  Are you?"  I got so carried away at the first shop that I had to buy a Sunset Park style granny cart so my shopping bags wouldn't cut off the circulation in my arms.

The most striking thing about food shopping in Adelaide was the assimilation of Southeast Asian cuisine into the cultural consciousness.  You can buy fish sauce and curry pastes alongside crumpets and crisps at the 7 Eleven equivalent convenience stores.  In the bustling Asian grocery store, people of all ethnicities shop for gorgeous ingredients like laksa paste, kaffir lime leaves, thin and pointy chartreuse chilies, and galangal with authority and gusto, not with tourist pussyfoot.  It seems like Malaysian, Indonesian, and Thai cuisine is to urban Australia as Mexican food is to the American southwest.

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The cuisine also reveals that Australia is still part of the commonwealth.  One of the stories David tells during Here Lies Love is about how Filipinos have a saying that because they were colonized by the Spanish and the Americans, it's as though they spent 400 years in a convent and 100 years in Hollywood.  How has being a colony of England affected Australian culture and cuisine?  The climate and resources are so different in this part of the world.  Ubiquitous Aussie meat pies (filled with gravy and beef, which you are apparently supposed to slather in ketchup, aka "toe-mah-toe sauce"), pasties and crumpets have got to be an old world legacy. 

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"Full-on" breakfast is a delicious English style breakfast with major staying power -- bacon rashers, fried mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, and eggs over toast.  Lipton tea comes "white" (with milk) in British strength.  And no matter how you people protest the differences between Vegemite and Marmite, there's nothing even remotely like yeast extract commonly found the American kitchen. 

But Australia is still very new world and reminded me more of Canada than Britain -- a kind of Twilight Zone, alternate dimension of America.  The surrounding wine country we drove through to get to the beach could have been northern California or inland southern california with its bright sun, dry dirt, low shrubs and eucalyptus trees.  But every once in while we'd see some "What's wrong with this picture?" detail, like a waist-high kangaroo in the brush, slack power lines hanging with the weight of a flock of brightly plumed parrots, long black hook-beaked white ibises pecking in the squat golden straw.

On the way back from Middleton beach, where we surfed in the rain and managed to avoid the fabled Adelaide great white sharks, we were trying to figure out where to stop for a bite on the way back to Adelaide.  We stopped for resto advice and a wine tasting at the Victor Harbor winery in the Fleurieu Peninsula.  I tried Semillon for the first time, a popular South Australian white wine varietal that was crisp with a little sweetness.  I don't know from wine, but Graham, drummer extraordinaire and an authoritative oenophile, enjoyed the Port Victor enough to bring a bottle home.

My one meal out (aside from second breakfast at Central Market) was at a restaurant called Oscar's in McLaren Vale -- the Australia Rough Guide describes it as a "Mediterranean" pizza and pasta joint, though it was about as "Mediterranean" as a wallaby.  In fact, the menu had weird multi culti ambition.  Thick crust "pizza" came in varieties that would probably raise Adam Kuban's hackles, such as "Thai" with green curry, chicken and bean sprouts or "Moroccan" with drippy braised lamb and tsatsiki.  My lasagna could have been thrown together at the pizza joint on my Brooklyn corner, which is not to say it was inedible -- I have to admit I have a soft spot for that kind of underseasoned, overcooked aspirational Italian pabulum.  And we really loved the generous tub of chicken liver pate with sweet apple chutney and pesto brushed flatbread triangles.

The best meals I had were made in our hotel room kitchenettes.  Perhaps I was remiss in my duties as a travel/food writer by not going out to more restaurants.  But what better way is there to experience a city than to cook the food as the native dweller does?  And when it comes to raw materials, Adelaide's resources are enviable.  I made breakfast every morning and ate it on the balcony, overlooking the not so idyllic rooftop of the parking garage next door.  But I can't complain -- the sunshine and clean breeze made my tea, orange juice, and everything else taste even better.  Breakfast one morning with Mauro featured maroon fleshed local blood plums, gorgeous plated up with sweet SA strawberries.  Small avocados were 3 for $3 AUD (about 3 for $2.50 US) with a buttery yellow ripeness that would rival those in the best Mexico city barbacoa joint.  I sliced them up along with local roma tomatoes and layered them on a hot sliced croissant, topped with fried Kangaroo Island free range eggs, the orange-yellow yolk practically leaping off the egg white.

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For our potluck lunch, Graham seared up to medium a local loin of 'roo which was darkly gamy like venison and surprisingly tender.  He sliced it up and served it alongside his "bachelor's pasta" -- an aptly named dish of pasta, butter, chopped garlic, beaten egg and cheese best eaten straight out of the pot.  Tim made a spicy vegetable curry with market potatoes and broccoli that I would love to have a thick bowl of right now.  David brought tubs of meaty marinated octopus arms, while Peter heated up a gorgeous deep dish vegetable quiche in the little oven, all from Central Market vendors.  Dana's Bronx-born husband Raphael made his grandmother's gravy recipe, a caper and olive confettied marinara with pork and basil sausages that I'm still dreaming about.  Right now.  (It's 4:30 a.m.  I am zonked by jetlag and STARVING thinking about this food.)  Southern hemisphere pineapples were $1.50 AUD and up, juicy and sweet with that natural hint of coconut sometimes missing from the Costa Rican imports we get here. I hacked one up into a bowl of fruit salad and brought a plate of local cheeses, including a button of Edith's Goat Cheese, an ashed, brightly flavored white puck.

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But my favorite food night was Monday night after the gig, when I invited the cast and crew over for dumplings chez moi.  I had spent the previous night filling and folding 100+ pork dumplings (and a few stray chicken dumplings) with various herb combinations while watching CSI and Law and Order.  We opened a bottle of Tasmanian 2004 Taltarni brut tache and a couple of bottles of still red and white.  Mauro plugged in his portable iPod speakers to add to the general caucophany of 15 people with wine glasses and bottles of beer chatting in a little living room.  The fresh air flowed in through balcony's wide open sliding glass doors as plate after plate of boiled and fried dumplings were turned out and jumped on.  I even managed to set the smoke alarm off, which is always the sign of an interesting dinner party.  I know it doesn't sound very rock 'n' roll, but I fried and boiled and served and got tipsy on pink bubbly and thought, yeah, a girl could get used to this. 

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