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Tyler Florence, Food Network Fabio

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HillschefTo all you women who love Fabio and/or Tyler Florence, hate to hate, but y'all got some fucked up ideas about sexy.  Maybe I'm just not genetically pre-disposed to cream over a chin dent and a thick neck.  I always got the feeling that there was something a little sleazy about Tyler Florence -- the way he'd wrap his arms around some desperate housewife to show her how to pour cream into a sauce, or the way he would feed them in the middle of their cooking lessons so suggestively.

This icky interview with Rob & Rob of New York Magazine confirms my suspicions.  Is it a wonder the guy wants to emulate Bill Clinton?  (Not that I don't love me some Bill, but you know what I'm saying.)

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Fame when used for meaningless purposes often produces meaningless people.

Ew, I've always thought Tyler was a bit of a date rapist. And he pronounces jalepeno as halapeeno. Peeno=not sexy.

i've long suspected tyler's been goosing housewives behind the counters of all the middle america households he visited in the course of food 911. can you imagine what a scumbag he must've sounded like while pimping himself, i mean, pitching it to the network? oh, to have been a fly on the wall during that meeting..

Do you know if Tyler is going to be one of the Food Network people at this weekend's NY Culinary Fest? I'm curious... so I admit, I've got a little crush on the meathead. ??

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