Why I could never get that job at Vogue

In case you missed this cherce comment under a Gawker post about the skinny-fying Conde Nast mirrors:

I'll never forgot the day I saw a wraith-like Vo-ghoul having a lunch consisting of lettuce leaves with Sweet N ' Lo sprinkled on top. Ummm, yummy nums! Cancer makes u real skinny.

Why not just kill yourself?