You Are What You Eat, Michael Berk

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11Name: Michael Berk

Occupation:
I tell the IRS I'm a Writer/Editor. Often I produce websites for public television and various other media stuff for other documentary-world projects, I also play music. But I try to ignore that stuff as much as I can and thus I spend the majority of my time racing bicycles.

Borough:
Brooklyn

Relationship status:
Someone does indeed put up with me, my annoying habits, and my various obsessions, so yes.

What did you eat today?

Breakfast: grapefruit; oatmeal w/ raisins, banana, cinammon, maple syrup, and a little soy milk; coffee.
Lunch: Linguine; with sautéed spinach in some olive oil, basil, salt + pepper, a little manchego, and sardines (that's what I had around).
Over the course of the day I had a couple of carrots, an apple, a mug of granola with soy milk, and later on in the afternoon a Clif Bar, some Cytomax sci-fi carbohydrate-fuel drink and a couple of GU packets (that stuff is disgusting, but the Vanilla flavor isn't too awful). I can defend those things only because anything more interesting is just too difficult to eat while you're on a bicycle. I haven't had dinner yet.

What do you never eat?

I try not to rule too much out, though lately I avoid anything involving brains for fear of prions. Probably too damned late anyway. Beyond that, I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so save for social reasons I generally don't have dessert. For similar reasons I'm not much for cocktails.

Complete this sentence:  In my refrigerator, you can always find:

Capers. And I always keep truffle oil around since truffles just aren't worth it. But not in the refrigerator. Is that a sentence?  [You're the editor.  Wait, I'm the editor.  --Ed.]

What is your favorite kitchen item?

GlgsparerJapanese knives. I need more of 'em. Come to think of it, I really need to start a general replacement campaign in my kitchen at this point.

Where do you eat out most frequently?

I'd like to give you a fancier and more exciting response for this one, but you know full well that my regular is Elora's in Windsor Terrace. Ordinarily I stick with the chicken stew or carnitas; if I'm feeling festive I may order chilaquiles.  [Mmm...I miss that pollo guisado.  --Ed.]

World ends tomorrow.  What would you like for your last meal?

Hmmm…hard to say. Food interests aside, I think I might not spend the rest of the day worrying about what to eat. Maybe something that I wouldn't worry about consuming and then feeling bad afterwards…eh…Tommy's triple cheeseburger, extra chili; chili cheese fries, large Pepsi? Takeout's probably more convenient for the apocalypse anyway.

Photo by Andy Shen, courtesy of nyvelocity.com

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