Meatpacking

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I had a Shack Stack (hamburger, Shack burger, and Shroom burger), cheese fries, half a Second City wurst, an Arnold Palmer, and a Concrete Jungle from the Shake Shack today. For research purposes. It is 1:30 a.m. and I am still filled to the gills. I wish I could boot and rally right now. I feel like Violet Beauregarde, in desperate need of an Oompa Loompa with a big needle and a juicer.

Doug thinks I should give myself an award for eating that much food. If I keep this up, I'll be a shoe-in for a Darwin award.

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I stumbled across your page, I don't even remember how now, but after reading about all that eating...all I can say is impressive.

boot and rally, huh?

my favorite new-to-me phrase!

"Boot and rally" is hysterical, but when applied to eating and not drinking, it's suddenly bulemia, right? Did I just ruin the party? Also, the Shack Stack is a troubling burger. I'm a definitely less of a man in front of it... can't take it. Ganda, you can delete this if you want.

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My name is Ganda. What kind of name is France Gall?

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