Dear guy on the subway/street drinking Muscle Milk,
Every time I see that Muscle Milk box, I think the logo is a dookie. That extra large carton looks big in your fist, which, in turn, makes you seem kind of Webster-ish. I know you're trying to bulk up, tough guy, but that dookie-decorated, banana-flavored milk carton doesn't just make you look like a pussy, it makes you look like a gullible pussy. Even that kid with the PSP and braces sucking on a strawberry Yoohoo through a straw thinks he could beat you up.
Love hurts,
Crabby
Hahahaha =X