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Yeah I know, I know, takes one to know one

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Dear guy on the subway/street drinking Muscle Milk,

Every time I see that Muscle Milk box, I think the logo is a dookie. That extra large carton looks big in your fist, which, in turn, makes you seem kind of Webster-ish. I know you're trying to bulk up, tough guy, but that dookie-decorated, banana-flavored milk carton doesn't just make you look like a pussy, it makes you look like a gullible pussy. Even that kid with the PSP and braces sucking on a strawberry Yoohoo through a straw thinks he could beat you up.

Love hurts,
Crabby

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Hahahaha =X

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