Explaining steamers to Francis:
GANDA: They're about [measuring with index finger and thumb] this big and oblong--
FRANCIS: Like razor clams?
GANDA: No, not quite that long, but they're meaty. And they basically have this thing that's like a penis, and you have to pull the foreskin off before you eat it.
[Pause.]
DOUG: It's not a penis. It's a clam belly, and you don't have to eat that part. I don't eat it.
I want to see this movie! My favorite line is from the preview: "No, no, no! Don't just hork it down!"
"Too late..."
I love the word hork...it's great.
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