This morning, probably just as I was turning 30, I felt a little sting on my eyelid. Sure enough, at about 7:00am, I heard the distinctive buzz buzz of a skeeter in my ear. I managed to smash the little fucker, but now I look like Forest Whitaker. My eyebrow is perma-cocked because my eyelid is so pink and swollen. I'll take a picture when I get home. HAPPY FUCKING 30TH BIRTHDAY QUASIMODO.
Anyway, why the fuck do I have a mosquito problem at the end of October???
Happy birthday! We have bdays close to each other :)