Before we move on with the story, I'd like to confess that Abstain Project pork is officially over. Wurst came to wurst and I gave in in Berlin. It was clear it couldn't last. A conversation with my friend Winnie C. last night:
ME: I'm eating pork again.
WINNIE: You're Asian. You can't live without pork.
There. Confessed. Now I'm going to leave my cave and get back out into this gorgeous sunshine.
ME: I'm eating pork again.
WINNIE: You're Asian. You can't live without pork.
There. Confessed. Now I'm going to leave my cave and get back out into this gorgeous sunshine.

Hooray!