If you've got $1395 to spare (and who doesn't), spend an October weekend with the fifth annual Gourmet Institute. Experience cooking demos and seminars with such culinary luminaries as Ruth Reichl, Thomas Keller, Grant Achatz, Eric Ripert, Colman Andrews, Drew Nieporent, Masaharu Morimoto...and me.
What?
Shhhhh....I know. It's sort of batshit crazy. I've been asked to be on a blogger panel. Here's the description from the website:
Eat the Web: Blogging's Effect on the Food WorldTyler Colman (DrVino.com)/Ben Leventhal (Eater.com)/Ed Levine (SeriousEats.com)/Ganda Suthivarakom (EatDrinkOneWoman.com)
Blogging is a new and powerful phenomenon. In this discussion, four of the most respected bloggers share their thoughts and insights on topics such as: How does one start a blog? What makes a blog a blog? What does the food-blog world look like? How is the Internet changing the restaurant business and how bloggers are shaping food trends. Ruth Reichl moderates.
Shut up! Stop laughing! What the hell am I going to talk about? Who wants to hear from a blogger panel?
I feel a little bit like I did when I was a freshman in college. My buddy Julian and I desperately wanted to see our favorite Brit pop bands (shut up! stop laughing!) play down at Bottom of the Hill in San Francisco. The only problem was that I was 17 and she was 18, and Bottom of the Hill is 21+.
So -- very sneaky -- we would take the Bart to 16th and Mission and walk many, many blocks to the club. Once we got there, which was usually around 5pm, there was never anyone checking IDs at the door so we'd sneak in, go to the back garden and just pretend like we belonged there. The bartenders would be setting up, it would be fully light out, and if we were lucky, we'd catch a bit of the band's soundcheck. The only problem was that the bands didn't actually go on until about 11pm. So we would basically get there and hang out in this tiny club for SIX HOURS.
I mean, clearly we did not belong. But nobody kicked us out once we were in. I'm just hoping the gatekeepers at the Gourmet Institute turn a similarly benevolent blind eye and let a fangirl squat in the telephone booth. Maybe next to the Andrew Carmellini white truffle station.