Category: On the Road


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August 11, 2008
For those of you who want to follow along, here's a (super nerdy) map I made for my trip.  All of the places of interest mentioned in these posts will be on the map; the map has some extra recommendations from my friend Sarah which you may also enjoy.  Feel free to open it up in a new window and follow along with the story.  I wish somebody made me a map like this for my trip.  It's my souvenir gift to you.  Click on "View Larger Map" for details. 



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Wednesday, July 30 5pm

Thumbnail image for da-lgflag.gifAnonyme Alkoholikere = Alcoholics Anonymous


Did you know that at the Dufry Duty Free shop at Newark, you can buy 1 liter bottles of Stoli for $12?  $12!  That's the price of a cocktail at some bars.  Heej, Francis and I spend a good twenty minutes debating whether or not we should get one or two bottles.  We wind up getting three, and another $21 bottle of Jameson's.  Just before we board the plane for our red-eye, I try and buy a fourth bottle, but it's too late to get it packed up and delivered in time.

Thursday, July 31 8am

Thumbnail image for da-lgflag.gifKøbenhavn, pronounced kind of like "Kuhbenhoun" = Copenhagen

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We've arrived in Wonderful Copenhagen! Francis, my super blond English friend, says he's never seen so many blond people in his life.  We take the incredibly easy train to Nordhavn St., the stop closest to our friend Helen's house.  It isn't cheap to ride short distances, but it's very user friendly, with folding seats and tons of bike racks in the cars.  After a quickie nap, we're treated to the first of many extravagant but easygoing Danish breakfasts -- Helen's crusty homemade bread with flaxseeds, walnuts and cranberries, my new favorite tuna salad, juice, fruit, cheeses and good, strong Danish coffee.  I love Helen's bread -- she's able to throw the dough together instinctually, even (and especially) after a night of serious, sopping drinking.  They're fragrant, moist and not too yeasty.  We find that most people and most restaurants serve their own homemade bread.  Eating out is not really a big part of Copenhagen culture.  People are much more inclined to make their meals; cooking and baking come naturally, and without much fanfare.   I admire their ease, the lack of self-consciousness in the food.

Helen's got style in spades, but it also is easy, nonchalant.  From her wasp-waisted vintage dresses to her Japanese grandmother's fluted plates to the vintage white and blue Poul Henningsen triple tier lamp hanging over the kitchen table, it's a pleasure to be surrounded by harmonious but not homogenous design.
 
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Copenhagen


The wedges of cheese are unapologetically huge here. One of the more interesting discoveries was Myseost, a Norwegian goat cheese that tastes like a cajeta cheesecake.  Slices up smooth, but has a bit of grit on the tongue and a rich caramel flavor.  I don't really know what to make of it, but I like it with grapes.  I've never seen it in the States. 

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1pm

da-lgflag.gifSkål!, pronounced Skoll! = Cheers!, used for toasts


We head up north along the coast via train to Humlebæk, where we'll be spending the rest of the afternoon.  We buy discounted train+museum tickets at the Nordhavn station.  I sleep most of the way up and totally miss the scenery.

We walk to the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, a gorgeous seaside building with perfectly manicured glades dotted with sculptures.  It's heavenly to watch the sailboats and fall asleep on the grass on this perfect day.  The sun is hot, the breeze is cool, the greens and blues are as rich as I've ever seen them.


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My glass of mineral water from the cafe is an impressive 30 Kroners, or about $6.  The exchange rate is putting the hurt on my vacation budget, but we're saving all kinds of money by sleeping like five sardines in Helen's 1 bedroom apartment.

After our museum visit, we walk along the beach up towards Sarah's house, passing defiantly quaint beach houses with thatched roofs and barnacled tugboats.

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I walk with Louise, one of Sarah's oldest friends.  She's a lithe Dane with big Sally Jesse Raphael glasses and saucer blue eyes, framed by some of the longest eyelashes I've ever seen.  She has to curl her eyelashes just to keep them from brushing up against her lenses.  I ask her what's across the water.

LOUISE:
That's Sweden.

ME: That close?

LOUISE:
Yes, you can take a ferry from Helsingør.  It only takes about twenty minutes. 

ME:
Elsinore!  Like Hamlet!

LOUISE: Yes, like Hamlet.

We reach a clearing and a semi-private dock where, despite the cooler winds blowing in, the Danes insist on going for a swim.  "It's not that cold," says local Henriette, "but the Vikings always say it's not that cold."

We jump into the clean waters which, to my surprise, aren't freezing.  The seaweed washes up on the short shore of rocky sand.  Blond "Viking" kids and teenagers jump into the waters with complete abandon.  I only last for about 15 minutes before I get dressed and join everyone for a chic seaside snack of potato chips, fresh peas, and champagne.

Copenhagen

Copenhagen

Thumbnail image for da-lgflag.gifbrombær = blackberry


There's a blackberry bush next to the picnic table.  Henriette and I pick blackberries until the thorns get in our way.  Some are sweet, most are tart, but I can't stop picking them and gobbling them down.  I mean, when's the next time I'm going to be able to eat blackberries I've picked on the beach?  We float them in the champagne and drink in the late afternoon sunshine.  Later, I notice the blackberry bushes everywhere, climbing fences in industrial lots, crawling up the sides of houses in Christiania, spilling over walls on the side of the road.  Every time I pass them, I want to put on a bear suit and go nuts in the brambles.

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5pm Dinner at Sa's house

Thumbnail image for da-lgflag.giftandsmør, pronounced "ten smuhr" = literally "teeth butter", it refers to the practice of putting so much butter on your bread that you leave teeth marks in it when you take a bite.

Sarah's parents and grandmother have prepared a traditional smørrebrød spread for us, the classic Danish open-faced sandwiches usually eaten for lunch.  Sarah's father explains to the newbies that you start by piling your slice of dark, buttered bread with the fish items; only afterwards can you move on to the meats.
 
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The bread in Denmark is unlike any bread I've ever had -- super moist and dense, dark like chocolate, it's like someone took a whole grain porridge, cooled it until it congealed, then sliced it thinly across the grains.  It's practically meaty, and one or two slices are enough to fill you up. 

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It's a spread I'll probably dream of for the rest of my life -- hellefisk, halibut which has been fished up through the ice in Greenland, smoked and sliced into satiny, translucent leaves; herring in a creamy curry sauce sweetened with apples and sharpened with red onions; a beet salad, its sweetness tamed by what tastes like creme fraiche and heady horseradish; a potato salad made of the creamiest new potatoes and bold cherry tomatoes, dressed with chopped parsley and a vinaigrette; salamis and cheeses galore; Grandma's foie gras, veal and pork paté with olives and cornichons; and my favorite, fiske frekadeller, sautéed oval fish cakes made of ground whitefish (I couldn't get the translation for the type of fish, but I'm guessing it was something like pollack), served with a tangy Danish remoulade.  I shamelessly return to the table four times over the course of the evening as we down glasses of cool white wine and swat away the yellowjackets in Sarah's pretty, comfortable backyard.  Though we haven't had to practice anything, this is just what a wedding rehearsal dinner should be -- totally unpretentious, homey, and completely personal.

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Dessert is a bakery-purchased jordbær tærte, a glazed strawberry tart with pastry cream and marzipan, divine with some dark, strong coffee.  We roll ourselves out the door and onto the bus to make our way back to central Copenhagen.  I can't wait to sleep lying down.

To be continued...

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July 28, 2008
I'm only two days from my trip to Copenhagen and Berlin!  I've been working so hard that I totally forgot to ask the internets for advice on what to do, where to go, and most importantly, what to eat.

In Copenhagen, the Danish bride-to-be has arranged all kinds of meals and outings for us, so I'm not sure how many spare meals I'll have.  I'm definitely going to seek some smørrebrød, herring, and the new potatoes, which should be just coming up around now.
 
The last time I was in Germany was a funny trip to Leipzig with Charming Hostess maybe five years ago.  I was weirded out by the fleisch mit käse breakfasts and I couldn't understand why it was so hard to find wasser ohne gas.  I'm a little older now, I'm all about wasser mit gas, and you can bet the Abstain Project goes out the window in the land of Schinken and wurst.

I'd love some tips!  Drop me a line at ganda {at} eatdrinkonewoman [dot] c o m or leave a comment here.  I'll take lots of pics and tell my story when I get back. 
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June 12, 2008
No YAWYE this week because I've been crazy busy this week. Apologies.

Why I love my friend Winnie:

winnie to me:

dude, Friday is my par-tay. Are you coming or what?

Ganda to winnie:

Happy birthday!
Didn't I RSVP?  I'm going to be on a llama farm at a bachelorette party.  It's the kind of "party" where we take walks wearing long pants and caps to keep the ticks off.  I'm looking forward to it, but very sorry to be missing what I'm sure will be a fab fete.

winnie to me:

Oh, got it. Yes, you did RSVP. Which must be why I took you off the list for the reminder email. Llama farm sounds awesome. Do you get to eat any?
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May 30, 2008
5/21, Wednesday morning, 9 am

La Boulange

San Franciscans love their pastries.  They're everywhere.  On any given S.F. corner, you can exhale pot smoke in any direction and hotbox a fancy pastry shop.

On my last morning, we hit up La Boulange de Hayes, a kind of west coast Le Pain Quotidien.  The darkly caramelized cannelés de Bordeaux are a little too boozy for me at this hour, but the almond croissant is making me happy (though I think I prefer the buttery, almond paste-overstuffed chocolate almond croissant from Mission Beach Cafe).  My favorite thing at La Boulange is the free condiment station where you can load up on cornichons from a little glass jar.  Like all-you-can-eat.  Like my inner suburban immigrant is doing a happy dance in the frozen party snacks sample aisle at Costco on a Saturday afternoon.  Also, the tuna nicoise sandwich and herb dusted potato chips I pick up for the plane trip are perfectly portable and delicious.

It's been fun, but I leave S.F. knowing that it's not my town.  Not anymore.  There was a time when I thought I'd take root there.  All the buttery pastries and all the produce, all the fragrant flora and oversexed fauna, they're still fun to enjoy as a tourist.  It's weird, I've been in New York for nine years now.  We may not be able to grow Meyer lemons or avocado trees in my apartment; I still wish we had a dishwasher and a garbage disposal; I want to roll out of bed and have a yoga studio across the street instead of a White Castle; but NYC's home for me now, and I'm looking forward to getting back.

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May 27, 2008
5/18, Sunday, 11:00 am

The Lodge's restaurant is ill-equipped to handle the 30-person brunch my cousin and his wife have arranged for the morning after, but it's fun to be seated at a long table with our big Thai family and Alanna's big Irish family. 

After brunch, Sirion and Alex drive me back to Julie's.  We pass the dregs of the Bay to Breakers run, which is basically a cross between a frat kegger, the gay pride parade, a group acid trip, a middle-aged amateur porno without the sex, and a 12K run.  Up by the Marina, we drive by a hot twink rocking an ensemble of short white tennis shorts (through which his American Apparel tighty-fluorescent-greenies are visible), a popped-collar white polo, mirrored aviators, striped headband and tennis racket.  We're not sure if he's for real or if he's in costume.  I hope he's for real.

Back at Julie's, we grill up a feast -- marinated chicken, carne asada (none for me), big gamy steaks of goat, Italian sausages and more.

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My contribution: a grated carrot salad with plum tomatoes, garlic, sesame oil, and Meyer lemon juice.  (I put those Meyer lemons in EVERYTHING.)  I go overboard on just about everything, but it's the radioactive Cool Whip cake that puts a fork in me.  I ask for a cup of tea while everyone around me gets trashed.  An old friend shows up while tripping on mushrooms.  By himself.  Ladies are making out on the coat pile in the bedroom, nook nook is happening in the laundry room downstairs, flirtations turn into out and out propositions, bi-, gay, and straight sexual intrigue abounds.  But not for me.  I'm hiding out at the top of the stairs, nursing my mug of green jasmine tea and thinking, "Doesn't anybody have to work tomorrow?  It's a Sunday night!"  I am such a grandma.

We end the night closing out The Mint, where Grandma pulls it together enough to kick out a little 2 am "Welcome to the Jungle" before going back chez Julie and passing out on the couch.

5/19, Monday

Julie and I have a most glorious hangover day of yoga and food shopping.  We invite my friends Justin and Jim for dinner, where I cook a bunch of my standards.  We gab at the kitchen table over way too much food.  I keep thinking giddily that this is how I should be living my life every day.  The best part of the meal is dessert -- two ice creams from the Bi-Rite Creamery, salted caramel and orange cardamom.  Very adult flavors.  Be jealous, that shit is CRAZY delicious.  The ice cream is a little airier than gelato or frozen custard.  The orange cardamom is totally for me -- spicy and sunny, yet cold and creamy.  It will have to be another obligatory stop the next time I'm in town.

5/20, Tuesday
We hit a 9 am yoga class being taught by Jehfree Spirit.  His drag name is Freetah B.  I didn't even need to make that up. 

For lunch, we head to the Ferry Plaza market.  Stone fruit and berries have already come in for California, and I'm reveling in the blush-fleshed peaches, fleshy brook cherries, and fragrant blueberries. 

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The dried fruit selection is unbelievable -- pluots, tangy apricots or sweet apricots, moist golden raisins the size of june bugs, Asian pear rings, and pretty much anything else you can think of. 

The Ferry Plaza market is like foodie yuppie heaven.  Seriously, if someone locked me up in there overnight, my liver would be foie gras by morning.  Acme Bread, Stonehouse Olive Oil, pastries, meats and more -- it's like Dean and Deluca on steroids.  I love foods that taste like expensive perfume because they make me feel like a lady; these Miette rose geranium macarons are like the culinary incarnation of Nancy Mitford in two crisp-cloudy bites.
 
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I especially love the bombolonis we get from the Italian shop.  They make me want to bomboloni someone, or bomboloni all over their bomboloni.  They're round fried doughnuts the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's fist, dusted with granulated sugar and piped til they're ready to burst with nutella, chocolate, seedless raspberry jam, or our favorite, bombolonidacious golden pastry cream.  You can't see, but a single tear just rolled down my cheek.  If that isn't enough, the bomboloni are being sold by an unbelievably adorable gaysian Gumby with a five inch pompadour and clear braces.

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We've missed breakfast at Boulette's Larder, but we sit down for one of the most fortifying, nourishing, lively lunches I've had in a long time -- verdant Japanese turnip soup sprinkled with fried giblet bits, a rich sardine salad with endive, dill and feta, and a poached chicken salad with barberries, pistachios, za'atar spices, tahini, and the most tender bloomsday spinach ever, the arrowhead leaves impossibly sweet.  Most of the ingredients are local; low prices keep it from being precious.  Why aren't sardines on the menu more often?  I will order them whenever I see them.  You can't see, but I am totally pumping my fist and engaging my mulabanda while taking these pictures.

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After an easy, digestive walk up Market St., we get back to Julie's house and noodle around on the guitar and piano, singing Carpenters tunes, nipping at wine, cheese, and our fruit booty from the market.  For dinner, we make a Mexican feast, mostly using leftovers from the previous two nights.  I can't remember the last time I ate so well -- a boatload of homemade guac, cumin-scented black beans, fresh, thick tortillas from the Mexicatessen, grilled chicken stir-fried with broccoli raab and leftover red peppers, store-bought salsa fresca spruced up with fresh habanero, and an incredible tart slaw Brent made by mixing my fresh meyer lemon relish with slivered green cabbage -- perfect in a taco with the leftover pan-fried salmon.  Mostly leftovers, but still, one of my favorite meals of the whole trip.  It's kind of a revelation.  This is how I want to be eating, every day -- surrounded by friends, at home, using good, honest ingredients and letting nothing go to waste.  As a California ex-pat, I used to dream about Bay Area burritos all the time, but sometimes I forget that I'm perfectly capable of making Cali-style Mexican food exactly suited to my taste.

to be continued...


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May 25, 2008
5/17, Saturday -- Wedding Day

My cousin Sirion and her boyfriend Alex pick me up in a sunburnt orange compact car.  (Is that the teal of the aughts?)  We snake down Divisadero to Lombard St., which takes us straight to the Golden Gate Bridge.  The wispy fog looks like it's been piped in for a movie set.   It's picturesque and romantic without obstructing drivers' sightlines. 

ALEX: It looks like they've got a fog machine going, doesn't it?

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Tiburon is one of those tiny Marin county towns on the other side of the Golden Gate.  Spiny sailboats are moored along every dock.  Multi-million dollar homes cling to the verdant cliffs against a backdrop of blue, blue ocean.  It makes me think of the Hamptons -- the few clothing boutiques mainly sell Amalfi-ready sandals and gauzy cover-ups in pastels and whites, and oysters on the half-shell are easier to pick up than a can of hairspray.

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My whole family is staying at the Lodge at Tiburon.  I find that I have become the kind of guest that must find something to complain about.  I get a room for my parents and a room for myself -- can I switch the room on the second floor for one with two queens instead of one king?  Can I switch the room on the ground floor for security reasons and because it smells strongly of chlorine from the pool it's situated by?  Can I get a room with a bathtub instead of just a shower?  Why don't the windows have screens?  I don't really give a shit about amenities, I just don't like thinking that somebody else might have been given something better.

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But it's great to be with my family, whom I adore.  I love the way my very private cousin  Sakorn endures being the center of attention, and the way his wife's eyes tear up as he reads his vows, which are far more tender than we might have expected.  I love Sirion's speech, which reveals her intimate knowledge of her brother, but also how much his wife Alanna will be able to teach us about Sakorn's character.  I love the way my cousin's baby Sadie lights up when she sees my Mae, her bonus grandma, and the way she stretches her soft little arms up to be held.

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The festivities are over in a flash, but in a moment, our family has grown by one.  Alanna has tied her fate to his, thus mooring her life to ours.  The details of the day have already faded a bit, but I'm left with the muscle memory that my heart is full.

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To be continued...
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May 17, 2008
It's my first wedding weekend of the year and I just missed my flight to San Francisco.  I'd like to say that this is the first time in my life I've ever missed a flight, but my oft-inconvenienced parents would call bullshit on me.  Not my fault this time.  My itinerary said that the flight left at 3:30pm.  After years of traveling with musicians, I've picked up the bad habit of not showing up at the airport till 1 hour before departure, even when I have a bag to check.  This usually works out just fine -- I get to relax at home and spend as little time as humanly possible at the airport.

But when I got here at 2:30, I tried to check in and was told that it was too late, my flight was leaving at 2:55.  I don't know how 2:55 means 3:30, which is what I printed out from my e-mail itinerary, but I basically had to get on a long ass line with the tourists to attempt to get on the next flight out, at 5:25pm.  

I actually don't have too much trouble with waiting.  I can go to my zen place as long as I've got a book to read (I brought The Rest is Noise), maybe a magazine (picked up The New Yorker this time, though I usually go with a mix of snortable fluff like Lucky and wordy human drama like Nat Geo), and a little candy (Raisinets are really doing it for me lately, which makes me feel even more like a grandma than I already do.)

The one thing I do resent is having to waste an entire meal at the airport.  Given that I ate right before I left home, and that it will be another 9 hours before I get to San Francisco, I'm going to have to eat something.  You know you're in a miserable place when a woman walks by with an Au Bon Pain coffee cup and you think to yourself, "Ooh, I wonder where she got that from?"

Wouldn't it be great if an airport food vendor decided one day to break the pact of mediocrity they all seem to agree to upon signing their leases?  Here in the American Airlines terminal at JFK, there doesn't seem to be much of a difference between the Soho Express, the Euro Café and the Brooklyn Deli -- it's basically the same sorry menu of chips, underripe fruit, wet sandwiches, preternaturally perky romaine salads, and cut fruit that look like salmonella playgrounds.

And when did wraps become so ubiquitous and acceptable?  There is so much wrong with a cold tortilla.  Why not just wrap up your grilled chicken in ranch dressing-doused double-ply Charmin?

I still have a bit of post-9/11 flight anxiety.  Sometimes I find myself thinking, what if this is it and the last taste in my mouth is this tempera paint-yellow mustard, waterlogged turkey and vermilion Dorito powder?  Not that I would be giving a shit about my most recent meal, but you know, one thinks about these things.  All this salt is going to make grandma grind her teeth all night.  

Anyway, seems like this flight is all kinds of delayed.  I'm grumps.  I need to go do a few handstands or something.

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Of all the "how dumb are we" warnings they could be announcing over the loudspeaker at the airport, why does the "If any unknown person asks you to carry any unknown item onto the plane, do not accept it" one still get play?  Is the general public really still that clueless, given that we're in a permastate of orange alert?  I mean, if we're going to issue warnings for that, why not issue warnings like, "If the guy sitting next to you tries to light his shoe on fire, alert the stewardess"?  Or, "If a bunch of angry young men with one-way tickets threaten to slit throats with boxcutters if you don't give them access to the cockpit, don't give in"?

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August 7, 2007

A couple of things I took away from our weekend at Steve's fancy shack upstate:

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1. Breakfast for a group can be a challenge -- scrambled eggs are only appealing as soon as they come out of the pan. Better presentation: a frittata, which you can cook in a big pan and serve everyone at once. Late wakers can eat frittata wedges cold -- utensils optional. Winnie made a fab chorizo frittata. For mixed veg/omnivore crowds, try a frittata with nettles, which add a meaty depth to the eggs. It's too late in the season for nettles and green garlic, but heirloom tomatoes and parmesan would be good, or maybe Black Tuscan kale and goat cheese. I liked the breakfast strategy at Steve's -- make a ton of food, like bacon, home fries, pancakes, frittata -- and just leave everything out for people to graze on.

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2. Cochecton has an amazing organic farm stand with freshly pastured chickens, Tonjes dairy goods, and some impressive produce. We got these heirloom tomatoes, blondie heirloom cukes, purple peppers and beans, some tall mizuna, and tons more. I especially loved the tiny radish-sized beets. I roasted them with their elephant garlic, which was like one huge, clementine-sized clove. You can just lop a bit of the top off, stick it in with the beets, and squeeze the single clove out of its round, papery shell. They also had cute lambs, goats, and boars, which you could buy live or...not live.

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3. I've never shown any natural aptitude for a video game until this past weekend. Now I'm totally obsessed with Guitar Hero. I have got to find a way to rent a Playstation for our annual Hudson trip.

4. Port Authority is a place for crazy people. I got yelled at by the crazy Shortline bus lady who told me I would wind up 45 miles away from where I needed to go, and that I ought to go take a different bus. She made me doubt my route, so I went downstairs to talk to the information booth woman, who was super friendly and sympathetic. She put her hand up against the plexiglass in solidarity and told me to just go on following my path. The buses may get out of Manhattan faster, but food options there suck. And the pigeons trapped inside the station go nuts, flying way too close overhead for my comfort. It's a fucking weird place.

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August 1, 2007

ourcheese.jpgWent to a glorious wedding in the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont this past weekend. We stayed on Caspian Lake, watched fish spawn and die, swam in clear water, and ate lots of Jasper Hill Farm cheese. My friend Val called Constant Bliss the best cheese she's ever had. It's a volcano-shaped puck made of raw cow's milk, a bit smaller than a baseball. Mild and creamy with just enough moldy bite to keep things interesting, it's got a bloomy white rind, an oozy middle layer, and a firm-paste nougat center. Jasper Hill makes American cheese we can all be proud of. It's too bad I can't summer in Greensboro every weekend. Luckily, we can get buy Constant Bliss and Jasper Hill Farm's other delectable milkrot (including the sexy Bayley Hazen Blue) at Saxelby Cheesemongers in the Essex Market.

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July 13, 2007

I'm in Chicago today, seeing my baby niece. Sorry for the lack of YAWYE this week.

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