Category: On the Road


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March 16, 2006

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Working with David, Dana, the band and crew was a dream.  They're all incredible musicians, sweethearts and a total hoot; I'm a lucky duck and I know it.  The last eleven days have been a complete cyclone of activity -- from run-throughs to press engagements, plane to hotel to van to venue, from running on fumes to being fueled by groove lock and audience energy.  I've loved every second.  David was chronicling the trip in real time (where he found the time or energy I have no idea), so if you want to know what happened when it happened, his entries are a good place to start.  (Don't miss the lesson on milk flavored milk.)

Before I left, someone told me that Adelaide is like the Cincinnati of Australia.  On first glance, this trite summation didn't seem too far off the mark -- there are large rectangular buildings in inoffensive office tones of flat beige paint, salmon stucco, aqua glass and gray cement; perfectly spaced deciduous trees marking meters along the sidewalk; convention centers and wide roads.  Adelaide looks like any smaller, younger American city with suburban sprawl -- San Jose, Dayton, Irvine come to mind.

Of course, Cincinnati does not host the second largest arts festival in the world, with a mad three week influx of visual art, writers, world music, fringe theatre, and opera in town for the Adelaide Arts Festival, Womadelaide, and the Adelaide Fringe Fest.  We're like international locusts descending on a little desert village, wreaking brief art carnage, then taking back to the wind and dispersing to our home nests.  And Adelaideans (as I believe they call themselves) are totally game and lovely people for inviting the swarms.

So for a few weeks, the small city of Adelaide is crazy busy and exciting.  Sadly, I was never really able to discover where the nighttime action was -- most of my time was spent at the venue, in the hotel apartment kitchenette or at Adelaide's famous Central Market. 

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Central Market is a huge complex in the heart of town with 250 vendors selling the best in locally produced meats, fish, fruits & vegs, honey, baked goods -- pretty much anything you can put in your mouth and eat.  I loved the passive-aggressive signs for the local produce taunting, "I'm from South Australia.  Are you?"  I got so carried away at the first shop that I had to buy a Sunset Park style granny cart so my shopping bags wouldn't cut off the circulation in my arms.

The most striking thing about food shopping in Adelaide was the assimilation of Southeast Asian cuisine into the cultural consciousness.  You can buy fish sauce and curry pastes alongside crumpets and crisps at the 7 Eleven equivalent convenience stores.  In the bustling Asian grocery store, people of all ethnicities shop for gorgeous ingredients like laksa paste, kaffir lime leaves, thin and pointy chartreuse chilies, and galangal with authority and gusto, not with tourist pussyfoot.  It seems like Malaysian, Indonesian, and Thai cuisine is to urban Australia as Mexican food is to the American southwest.

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The cuisine also reveals that Australia is still part of the commonwealth.  One of the stories David tells during Here Lies Love is about how Filipinos have a saying that because they were colonized by the Spanish and the Americans, it's as though they spent 400 years in a convent and 100 years in Hollywood.  How has being a colony of England affected Australian culture and cuisine?  The climate and resources are so different in this part of the world.  Ubiquitous Aussie meat pies (filled with gravy and beef, which you are apparently supposed to slather in ketchup, aka "toe-mah-toe sauce"), pasties and crumpets have got to be an old world legacy. 

Fullon

"Full-on" breakfast is a delicious English style breakfast with major staying power -- bacon rashers, fried mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, and eggs over toast.  Lipton tea comes "white" (with milk) in British strength.  And no matter how you people protest the differences between Vegemite and Marmite, there's nothing even remotely like yeast extract commonly found the American kitchen. 

But Australia is still very new world and reminded me more of Canada than Britain -- a kind of Twilight Zone, alternate dimension of America.  The surrounding wine country we drove through to get to the beach could have been northern California or inland southern california with its bright sun, dry dirt, low shrubs and eucalyptus trees.  But every once in while we'd see some "What's wrong with this picture?" detail, like a waist-high kangaroo in the brush, slack power lines hanging with the weight of a flock of brightly plumed parrots, long black hook-beaked white ibises pecking in the squat golden straw.

On the way back from Middleton beach, where we surfed in the rain and managed to avoid the fabled Adelaide great white sharks, we were trying to figure out where to stop for a bite on the way back to Adelaide.  We stopped for resto advice and a wine tasting at the Victor Harbor winery in the Fleurieu Peninsula.  I tried Semillon for the first time, a popular South Australian white wine varietal that was crisp with a little sweetness.  I don't know from wine, but Graham, drummer extraordinaire and an authoritative oenophile, enjoyed the Port Victor enough to bring a bottle home.

My one meal out (aside from second breakfast at Central Market) was at a restaurant called Oscar's in McLaren Vale -- the Australia Rough Guide describes it as a "Mediterranean" pizza and pasta joint, though it was about as "Mediterranean" as a wallaby.  In fact, the menu had weird multi culti ambition.  Thick crust "pizza" came in varieties that would probably raise Adam Kuban's hackles, such as "Thai" with green curry, chicken and bean sprouts or "Moroccan" with drippy braised lamb and tsatsiki.  My lasagna could have been thrown together at the pizza joint on my Brooklyn corner, which is not to say it was inedible -- I have to admit I have a soft spot for that kind of underseasoned, overcooked aspirational Italian pabulum.  And we really loved the generous tub of chicken liver pate with sweet apple chutney and pesto brushed flatbread triangles.

The best meals I had were made in our hotel room kitchenettes.  Perhaps I was remiss in my duties as a travel/food writer by not going out to more restaurants.  But what better way is there to experience a city than to cook the food as the native dweller does?  And when it comes to raw materials, Adelaide's resources are enviable.  I made breakfast every morning and ate it on the balcony, overlooking the not so idyllic rooftop of the parking garage next door.  But I can't complain -- the sunshine and clean breeze made my tea, orange juice, and everything else taste even better.  Breakfast one morning with Mauro featured maroon fleshed local blood plums, gorgeous plated up with sweet SA strawberries.  Small avocados were 3 for $3 AUD (about 3 for $2.50 US) with a buttery yellow ripeness that would rival those in the best Mexico city barbacoa joint.  I sliced them up along with local roma tomatoes and layered them on a hot sliced croissant, topped with fried Kangaroo Island free range eggs, the orange-yellow yolk practically leaping off the egg white.

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For our potluck lunch, Graham seared up to medium a local loin of 'roo which was darkly gamy like venison and surprisingly tender.  He sliced it up and served it alongside his "bachelor's pasta" -- an aptly named dish of pasta, butter, chopped garlic, beaten egg and cheese best eaten straight out of the pot.  Tim made a spicy vegetable curry with market potatoes and broccoli that I would love to have a thick bowl of right now.  David brought tubs of meaty marinated octopus arms, while Peter heated up a gorgeous deep dish vegetable quiche in the little oven, all from Central Market vendors.  Dana's Bronx-born husband Raphael made his grandmother's gravy recipe, a caper and olive confettied marinara with pork and basil sausages that I'm still dreaming about.  Right now.  (It's 4:30 a.m.  I am zonked by jetlag and STARVING thinking about this food.)  Southern hemisphere pineapples were $1.50 AUD and up, juicy and sweet with that natural hint of coconut sometimes missing from the Costa Rican imports we get here. I hacked one up into a bowl of fruit salad and brought a plate of local cheeses, including a button of Edith's Goat Cheese, an ashed, brightly flavored white puck.

Potluck

But my favorite food night was Monday night after the gig, when I invited the cast and crew over for dumplings chez moi.  I had spent the previous night filling and folding 100+ pork dumplings (and a few stray chicken dumplings) with various herb combinations while watching CSI and Law and Order.  We opened a bottle of Tasmanian 2004 Taltarni brut tache and a couple of bottles of still red and white.  Mauro plugged in his portable iPod speakers to add to the general caucophany of 15 people with wine glasses and bottles of beer chatting in a little living room.  The fresh air flowed in through balcony's wide open sliding glass doors as plate after plate of boiled and fried dumplings were turned out and jumped on.  I even managed to set the smoke alarm off, which is always the sign of an interesting dinner party.  I know it doesn't sound very rock 'n' roll, but I fried and boiled and served and got tipsy on pink bubbly and thought, yeah, a girl could get used to this. 

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March 16, 2006

Dja miss me?  I missed you.  Did you like how I said, oh yeah, I'm going to take my iBook and realtime blog while I'm in Adelaide because I'm going to have SO MUCH FREE TIME. 

As it turns out, they were paying me to work, and work me they did.  Some pics and stories to come, but to sum up, I had an amazing time and being a musician RULES.  That cubicle doesn't seem too romantic anymore.

Seeing as I'll be up all night trying to fight jetlag, the bulk of the story may gurgle up tonight.  Stay tuned!

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March 6, 2006

So...I'm still in NYC.  Our flight got cancelled last night (which, of course, we didn't find out till we'd been lolling around the terminal for seven hours, eating fried junk and turkey burgers I would normally give the stink eye to).  We received vouchers for cab fare home in lieu of staying overnight at the glamorous Holiday Inn @ JFK. 

I do feel good about their decision NOT to fly 20 hours with a plane missing parts.  But I am a little bummed we won't have a day of rest before we get to work in Adelaide. 

Last night I got home from the airport at midnight to find Doug plunking away on his computer, Blaise on the laptop designing web pages, and occasional houseguest Justin bouncing off the walls while waiting to play Halo.  Some snippets of last night's non-sequiturs:

JUSTIN:
Ganda, you're back!  How was it?
GANDA: AWESOME.  I am a STAH in Australia!

******
DOUG: You know what I heard about Australians?
GANDA: Big penises?
DOUG: Yes.
GANDA: Cut or uncut?
DOUG: Uncut.
GANDA: Are they cut anywhere else in the world or is it just here?
DOUG: I think it's just here.
[contemplative silence]

******

JUSTIN:
I had a tissue in my pocket and then they washed my jeans and the tissue got all weird.
DOUG: That was such a good story.
BLAISE: Tell it again!

*****
JUSTIN: Who's Bill Withers?
GANDA: You know, [singing] "Oh you just keep on using me--"
BLAISE: [singing] "Lean on me--"
GANDA: [singing] "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone--"
DOUG: [singing] "Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, LOVEly day--"
JUSTIN: Oh THAT guy.  I LOVE Bill Withers.

*****

BLAISE: This house is crazy.  I thought my house was crazy, but this house is once, twice, three times the crazy!
DOUG & JUSTIN: [singing in unison] "Once, twice, three tiiiiiiiiiiimes the crazay..."

******

Bonus text message exchange earlier in the evening:

To Justin:

Don't break the xbox while I'm gone.

To Ganda:

I plan on humping it nightly.

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March 5, 2006

It's 9:20 p.m. Do you know where your Ganda is? While all y'all are watching the Oscars (go Brokeback!) I am stuck in Terminal 7 at JFK waiting for our plane to be fixed. Our plane was supposed to leave at 6:55 p.m. Apparently, the plane needs some part that they had to track down at another airport. This does not inspire feelings of confidence and security in me. And I ate all my Newman Hint of Mint O's already.

Meanwhile, we have been rewarded with a $15 food court voucher for our patience and understanding. O heat lamps of JFK, what plastic spork joy awaits?

Adelaide, you are still so very far away...

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March 2, 2006

International jetsetter and EDOW reader Rose told me there was an article about Here Lies Love in The Australian, which is apparently the New York Times of Australia.  Except that, judging by the FOX Sports tab at the top of the page, it appears to be owned by the Murdoch dynasty.  The Rupester LOVES me.  Anyway, hey Mae, I'm in the newspaper.

Rehearsals are over now.  It was a lot of intense work in a short period of time.  It's fun to be a musician, but it's also hard work.  I used in-ear monitors for the first time; felt very Justin Timberlake. 

Meanwhile, work has been insanely busy, and I am in full dizzy cockroach/headless chicken mode.  I haven't gone out with my friends in about three weeks.  I am drinking Bija Cold Stop tea, taking Airborne fizzy tabs and Ayurcedics WinterWell herb capsules, and eating lots of Champlain Valley raw honey (which is incredibly delicious and creamy and you must try it).  At the end of last week, I had a hint of a cold, and now I don't, so something worked.  Since I have no idea which one it was, I'm just going to keep taking everything.

The humidifier is going to go on the tropical setting with camphor solution for the next few nights.  I have a history of very bad jet lag because when I'm home, I'm a very heavy sleeper.  In fact, this past weekend I had two nights in a row of 12 hours of sleep.  So, I have No Jet-Lag homeopathic pills to take every two hours on the plane, Ola Loa packets to drink along the way, and melatonin and antihistamines to try and sleep when I get to Australia.  I'm going to take three liters of Volvic with me on the plane, as well as some of those delicious Patterson California dried apricots from Murray's and a slew of other non-dairy foods for that long ass flight.  I am washing my hands like an OCD maniac. 

Speaking of germophobia, I keep making the mistake of walking down my regular route by Downing and Bedford and passing the HazMat tent village.  I assume they're trying to clear out Vado "Anthrax" Diomande's apartment.  When the story first broke, there was a swarm of reporters and camera crews on the corner.  My friend Jenny and I tried to Veronica Mars the situation.

ME: [to bystander 1] What happened?

BYSTANDER 1: I don't know.

ME:
[to bystander 2] What happened?

BYSTANDER 2:  I don't know.

ME: [crossing the street, to bystander 3] What happened?

BYSTANDER 3:
I don't know.

BYSTANDER 4:  Do you know Vado?

ME:  Vato?  [Odalay!]

BYSTANDER 4:  Vado, lives on this block?

ME:  No.

BYSTANDER 4:  He got anthrax. 

ME:  Alrighty then, shall we go now, Jenny?

BYSTANDER 4:
But it's alright, he got it the natural way.  He works with animal skins.

JENNY: Natural way?  But I thought getting it in the mail WAS the natural way.

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February 19, 2006

Imelda_parasol_1Here's my really good reason for light coverage this month and next month: I'm in rehearsal now for Here Lies Love, a song cycle about Imelda Marcos written by David Byrne, with musical contributions by Fatboy Slim.  It's premiering at the Adelaide Arts Festival (that's in Australia for the geography dunces like me).  I'll be singing the Estrella songs (Imelda's family's maid/her childhood companion) and the fabulous Dana (pronounced Dah-na) Diaz-Tutaan of ApSci will be singing the Imelda songs. David Byrne will be singing all other roles for this concert version.

That's why I'll be in Adelaide from March 5-15.  I'm looking forward to some on the road adventure.  I will actually try to bring the iBook, digicam, etc. so I can realtime blog while I'm over there. I'm coming armed with restaurant recs and internet acquaintances' phone numbers.  Aren't you sexcited?

I can tell you my Mae is.  I actually put off telling her for a long time because I figured she'd freak out about me having to take unpaid leave of absence from work for it.  She is wholly unimpressed by my singing career -- in fact, she's way more proud of the fact that I settled down and got a real deal 9-5, Monday-Friday cubicle farm job.  She doesn't understand why I like being a singer, even though I inherited my singing voice from her.  She once said to my cousin, "They work so hard, Lynda, but why?"

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So last Sunday, during our weekly phone call, I broke the news to her:


ME: So, um, Mae, I'm going to take a little time off work because I'm going to be in this music theater piece.  We're going to Australia.  It was written by someone who's pretty famous, but you probably wouldn't know who he is. 

MAE: Australia?

ME:
Yeah.

MAE: [Pause] Do you get your own hotel room?

ME: Yeah, actually.  They pay for the airfare and everything.  It's pretty fancy.

MAE:  What size bed do you think you'll get?

ME:  Well, I'm sure it'll be at least a full, but more likely it will be queen.

MAE:  So you think I could stay in your room with you?

ME: [taken aback]  Yeah, of course.  I'm sure they wouldn't say anything.

MAE:  I wonder if they'll let me take time off work if I ask now.  I wish you had told me earlier so I could go with you.  How come you didn't tell me before?

ME:  [pleasantly surprised] I don't know...I thought you would be upset about my having to take time off work.  And you never seemed interested in my music before--

MAE:  Well, I don't have to listen to the music, I just go sightseeing.

ME: Oh. Of course.

 

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February 6, 2006

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I need your help, dear readers.  Do you know from Australia?  I'm going to Adelaide at the beginning of March and I need restaurant recommendations so I can make some reservations!  Sadly, I won't have time to venture to Sydney or Melbourne.  I hear that Adelaide is the Cincinnati of Australia; but I also hear that it's a great food and wine destination.  Any local delicacies I shouldn't miss?  Strange sea creatures only available in Southern hemisphere waters?  I'm especially interested in local food markets.  Bring the suggestions on!  This is my most desperate hour. Email me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope. 

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February 5, 2006

Bagel
The menu at Red Emma's anarchist bookstore/socialist (read: get your own damn coffee) coffeehouse in Baltimore includes the following "bagels":

blueberry
sundried tomato
jalapeno
banana nut
honey wheat
cinnamon raisin

Knee-slapping socialist humor:
Coffeehouse co-op member woman to coffeehouse co-op member man: "I got it.  When people complain about how hot it is in here, we should tell them that we're just preparing them for global warming.  You know, not that we're really doing that, but wouldn't it be really funny?"


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February 5, 2006

The Times has an interesting travel piece on Sarajevo, a city that holds a special place in my heart.  Read it while it's still free online.  I highly encourage you people to travel there and spend your money.  Here are Part 1 and Part 2 of my essay on my short trip to Sarajevo.

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January 26, 2006

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I'll be in Baltimore this Friday and Saturday, Jan. 27 and 28 with the Charming Hos to do a gig for the Charm City Kitty Club's House of Flying Bulldaggers show.  Get it?  Kitty Club?  Bulldaggers?  Yes Mae, that means LESBIANS, lots and lots of lesbians.  So if you're in Baltimore this weekend, come to the show.  You need not be a lesbian -- I don't care what your sexual preference is as long as you love ME. 

And if you live in NYC, we're doing a gig at Tonic on Sunday night too.  Come and see me, but remember, ONLY IF YOU LOVE ME.  MEOW!

Friday, Jan. 27
Saturday, Jan. 28
The Creative Alliance at the Patterson
3134 Eastern Ave.
Baltimore, MD
8 pm
$10

Sunday, Jan. 29
Tonic
107 Norfolk between Rivington and Delancey
NYC
10 pm
$10

So, you know the drill, pics and picks when I'm back in NYC. 

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