[Phone conversation with my Pau. We are discussing his brother/my uncle's recent double bypass surgery.]
PAU: You know what they do in the open heart surgery? They open up the chess bones, you know, what you call?
ME: The sternum?
PAU: No, not the sternum...it's the see'krong. You know what a see'krong is? It's a...sparerib! They cut open the sparerib.
ME: Pau, they're called RIBS in people.
This Thai-speaking Anglo thinks that is some funny ish. ;)